Okay, so I'm a really big fan of Spongebob Squarepants, and I was watching a clip from Band Geeks, and I thought of this:
Warrior: "Now, how many of you have a good attack skill?"
Cleric: "Does Righteous Anger count?"
Warrior: "No."
Pop Star: "Is Love Song an attack skill?"
Warrior: "No, Pop Star, Love Song is not an attack skill."
*Pop Star raises hand.*
Warrior: "Encore is not an attack skill either."
*Pop Star lowers hand.*
Warrior: "Okay, so, none of you have any good attack skills. Fortunately, Mage and I have enough talent for all of you!"
*Warrior starts laughing.*
*Dead silence.*
Thief: "When do we get the free food?"